Murphy's Original Law:
If there are two or more ways to do something, and one of those ways can result in a catastrophe, then someone will do it.
If anything can go wrong -- it will.
Murphy's First Corollary:
Left to themselves, things tend to go from bad to worse.
Murphy's Second Corollary:
It is impossible to make anything foolproof because fools are so ingenious.
Quantized Revision of Murphy's Law:
Everything goes wrong all at once.
Matter will be damaged in direct proportion to its value.
The Murphy Philosophy:
Smile... tomorrow will be worse.